Blago Dares Senate Democrats to Turn His Man Down

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.30.08 | 4:27PM
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Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich this afternoon introduced the perfect storm of political chaos--a move that implicates every level of government, and every branch of government--when he announced his nominee for president-elect Barack Obama's Senate seat, former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris.... :: more ::

Yes, Automakers, There Is a Santa Claus

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.20.08 | 8:29AM
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...but he's moved from the North Pole to Washington, DC. And in less than a month, the office-holder will change but all signs point to a continuation of the Santa Claus model of the American presidency (assuming the next office-holder stays out of jail long enough to actually hold power.)... :: more ::

Auto Bailout fails in senate

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.11.08 | 10:47PM
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Proving that there is a tad bit of sanity in Washington D.C.... :: more ::

The messiah Meets Algore

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.09.08 | 10:54PM
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Noted Nobel Prize-winning climate scientist Algore met with The Messiah today to talk about the urgency of "attacking" global warming in the middle of a raging snow storm and temperatures falling into the teens.... :: more ::

Illinois Governor Gets Early Christmas Present--A Pair of Silver Bracelets

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.09.08 | 1:01PM
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Following a long and distinguished line of political practice in the up-to-its-eyes-corrupt state of Illinois, Governor Rod Blagojevich ("bluh-GOY'-uh-vich," Democrat) was taken into custody this morning by Federal authorities in the middle of what Patrick Fitzgerald called a "political crime spree," one of which crimes was the attempt to use Barack Obama's Senate seat as a political prize. "Blago," as... :: more ::

Liberal Chicken Little Can't Wait for the Constitution

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.08.08 | 11:14AM
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On Morning Joe, disgraced CBS "newsman" Dan Rather opined that it might be a good idea to inaugurate Barack Obama on December first.... :: more ::

It's Like Dynasty, Only No Fun and Fewer Cat-Fights: Caroline Eyes Her Birthright

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.07.08 | 4:51PM
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Reports now say that one of the individuals being considered as the replacement for Hillary Clinton in the Senate is Caroline Kennedy. Proving once again that, in New York, government is of the people, by the people, and for the people--of Massachusetts.... :: more ::

Everyone Leaving Nevada For Christmas, Raise Your Hand--Not You, OJ

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.05.08 | 1:26PM
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After what seemed an eternity of waiting for the final outcome of the case, today the world finally got some justice: OJ Simpson was sentenced today, on a variety of charges, to what basically amounts to 16 years hard time.... :: more ::

FYI: Jack Black Mocking Christ

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.03.08 | 2:38PM
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For those who consider themselves religious, you may be interested to know that there is a "Funny or Die" video gaining some fame on the Internet in which a group of Hollywood actors express their clever disdain for the supporters of California's Proposition 8. In the clip, actor Jack Black takes the role of "Jesus" to scold supporters of the... :: more ::

Saxby Saves The Day

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.03.08 | 8:08AM
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Saxby Chambliss ekes out one small victory for Republicans in an election cycle dominated by Marxist "change", denying the Democrats a veto-proof majority in the U.S. Senate.... :: more ::

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.01.08 | 7:17AM
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Well almost. Perhaps later on today. And still the question has yet to be answered: How is this woman any more qualified to be in charge of our foreign policy than, say, Alfred E. Neuman? What, me worry?... :: more ::

Let's Rename it Citi-Bailout Field

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.25.08 | 8:22AM
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I was more than a little annoyed to find out that Citigroup -- the recipient of $45 billion of the taxpayer's largess, is still planning on going ahead with its comittment to a 20-year $400 million deal for the naming rights to the New York Mets' new stadium.... :: more ::

There's No Accounting For Stupidity

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.20.08 | 7:30AM
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Unless that stupidity is responsible for electing the leader of the free world. Us rational folks have always known that most Obama voters need a cranial rectal extraction procedure performed on them. This proves it. :: more ::

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's ..... Global Warming Man!

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.19.08 | 1:36PM
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Here he comes to save the day! :: more ::

More "Stimulus" Idiocy

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.16.08 | 9:04AM
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This worked so well before, why wouldn't the Exalted Leader want to do it again? :: more ::

Obama the new FDR

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.15.08 | 8:26AM
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Oh man, give me a break. Further evidence that the liberal media are completely in the tank for the leftie's president-elect. :: more ::

The Return of "Fairness"

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.11.08 | 9:28PM
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Liberalism can't compete on the radio airwaves. Now The Messiah may be plotting revenge on conservative talk by putting a "fairness" Nazi in charge of choosing his FCC chair:... :: more ::

Not the "Change" They Were Looking For: Indiana Obama Workers Apparently Shortchanged After the Election

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
11.06.08 | 12:21PM
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The day after the election, those who worked their hearts out--the "you" the new president repeatedly invoked during his acceptance speech--found that virtue might have to be its own reward, at least until the mail comes in a few weeks.... :: more ::

Obama's Civilian Defense Corps?

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.04.08 | 6:46PM
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The Messiah talks about wanting to create a civilian defense force that is as well-funded as the U.S. military. Do you suppose this is what he had in mind? :: more ::

Making a President out of a Socialist

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.01.08 | 11:05PM
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The Messiah was on the stump without his teleprompter again the other day and, as usual, he was out there insulting the American dream and promising that his brand of socialism will make it better. :: more ::

Free Press? Sure, But It'll Cost You

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.22.08 | 7:55AM
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Once again too full of himself, The One is charging news outlets for the privilege of covering his election night festivities. Hey, Mr. Reporter! Come on over to Barack Obama's Magical Mystery Tour. Just $880 bucks will get you a seat on a riser! Or choose the deluxe package on the main riser with phone and Internet lines! Low, low,... :: more ::

Dow Posts Biggest One-Day Gain in History

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.13.08 | 5:31PM
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It's about time.... :: more ::

To Be Registered Or Not To Be Registered: the Candidates Differ On Women

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.13.08 | 4:54PM
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John McCain, war hero, knows a little bit about war. That's probably why he is not interested in changing the rules for draft registration.... :: more ::

Is Joe Biden Unfit for the Vice-Presidency?

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.07.08 | 2:03PM
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Well, it depends. Do you expect that someone running for Vice-President know what the job entails and where that authority comes from?... :: more ::

At The Debate: A Missed Opportunity

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.04.08 | 12:14PM
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At the Vice-Presidential debate the other night (or, as it's called in my house, where it's been repeatedly and gleefully viewed, "Sarah's Show"), Governor Palin missed a golden opportunity to "out" the Democratic ticket for the cross-dressing faux-traditionalists they are when they talk about gay marriage.... :: more ::

Update: O.J. Simpson Found Guilty on All Counts

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.04.08 | 8:56AM
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In a strange twist of fate, O.J. Simpson was found guilty on all charges of kidnapping and armed robbery--exactly thirteen years after being acquitted on murder charges in his "trial of the century." Talk about an unlucky thirteen.... :: more ::

House Passes Emergency Bill, 263-171

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.03.08 | 3:02PM
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The House of Representatives has passed the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008, and the President has signed it. The United States Congress, having spent at least the last two years caterwauling about how much power this president has aggregated to himself, has now acquiesced in the most astonishing transfer of power to a member of the executive branch in... :: more ::

Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 Passes the Senate: House Takes It Next

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.01.08 | 9:50PM
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The bill we've all been waiting and watching for has passed the Senate by a vote of 74 to 25 and now moves on to the House with an expectation of quick passage, since the Senate will show up tomorrow for some minor business and then go home.... :: more ::

War Is Peace, Freedom Is Slavery, This Is "Change"

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
01.05.09 | 11:11PM
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President-elect Barack Obama yesterday produced another member of his parade of incompetents and cronies when he (with a straight face, believe it or not) let it be known that he plans to choose Leon Panetta as his CIA chief. I'll wait while the enthusiastic applause dies down.... :: more ::

No Automaker Bailout

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
12.10.08 | 11:09AM
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The taxpayers shouldn't be bailing out the auto industry. :: more ::

This Christmas, Give the Gift of...Death?

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
12.03.08 | 3:14PM
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Proving that they not only do not comprehend the value of human life, but that they also don't understand Christmas, the Indiana chapter of Planned Parenthood offers Christmas gift certificates for "reproductive services."... :: more ::

The "We'll be working out the details" Economic Plan

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.22.08 | 3:25PM
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As has happened every Saturday since he was anointed, the sky parted, the wind was still and the soon-to-be Dear Leader, The Messiah of our nation descended through parted clouds to deliver wisdom via YouTube. As an anxious nation listened, the Lord Most High spoke...... utter gibberish, as usual. This time the gibberish was a long-awaited message on the economy.... :: more ::

Strange New World: Why Even Democrats Should Fear a Politician at the State Department

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
11.17.08 | 9:47AM
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Am I the only person left on earth that thinks that a Secretary of State should exhibit more than just an ability to garner votes in an election--like foreign policy expertise, knowledge of national security questions, diplomacy, great wisdom, and even (at the risk of seeming intolerant) the ability to speak several languages?... :: more ::

Bail Out the Auto Industry -- Again?

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
11.09.08 | 8:13AM
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They spent the 70s and 80s building crappy cars and giving ridiculous concessions to Big Labor and struggled through the last 20 years as a result. Now Democrats want to bail them out -- again. :: more ::

Call To Action: As A New Day Dawns, Comedians Decide to Go Back To Work: Audiences Should Lock Them Out

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
11.06.08 | 1:04PM
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[Note: Taking my cue from the successful elevation of a community organizer to the presidency of the United States, recognizing the value of organizing and action over argument and education, from time to time over the next (at least) four years, I will provide ways that conservatives can express their frustration even within the confines of a culture that oppresses... :: more ::

McCain's Last Words For the Troops--and a Few of My Own

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
11.05.08 | 9:21AM
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He has been my general in this electoral cycle. Now I let him speak for me:... :: more ::

How dare You Question the ruling class?

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
10.26.08 | 10:06PM
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This was exactly Joe Biden's attitude when he came up against a reporter who actually posed some tough questions. :: more ::

There Will Be Blood: Abortion In the Reign of Obama

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.23.08 | 10:49AM
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Recently, John McCain attempted to calm a voter at one of his appearances by saying he didn't want her to be "afraid" of Barack Obama as president. On this issue, Senator McCain, I respectfully disagree.... :: more ::

Economics By Dummies

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
10.16.08 | 10:40AM
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Or socialists (same difference). In his big economic speech the other day, The Messiah, Lord Most High Barack Obama had something for the Marxist in every Democrat. Taking it apart one socialist tenet at a time is like shooting fish in a barrel. :: more ::

Why We Have to Have a Republican Congress

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
10.04.08 | 10:53AM
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It may be a long shot, but it's the only shot the American taxpayer's got. This $700 billion disaster was caused by the actions of politicians--Democratic politicians. For years, the Democratic party pursued its "everybody has to have a house" theory to the detriment of everyone and everything else. Today, we are seeing the fallout of this folly.... :: more ::

No Comment: Video of Kids Singing to Obama

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
09.30.08 | 6:43PM
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What do you think of this video?... :: more ::

McCain Wants to Lead, Obama Wants to Talk to Himself

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
09.24.08 | 9:57PM
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In another turn-on-a-dime moment in an election cycle that has been full of them, the McCain campaign has again dropped the collective jaw of the media with an unexpected and historically unprecedented move. Taking the challenge laid down the day before by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, McCain announced the suspension of his campaign so that he can devote his... :: more ::

Put Your Patriotism In the Bag and Nobody Gets Hurt: The Democrats' Naked Socialism

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
09.19.08 | 12:01PM
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When Barack Obama was asked why he had stopped wearing an American flag lapel pin shortly after September 11, 2002, he replied: You know, the truth is that right after 9/11, I had a pin. Shortly after 9/11, particularly because as we're talking about the Iraq War, that became a substitute for I think true patriotism, which is speaking out... :: more ::

Over a Barrel With Obama

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
09.14.08 | 10:56AM
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Hurricane Ike is a great reminder of the fact that Democrats don't care about high gas prices -- a fact that is on full display in The Messiah's "energy plan". :: more ::

What We Need To Remember About September 11

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
09.11.08 | 2:30PM
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WARNING: The following links to disturbing images. This day links to disturbing facts. Proceed at your own risk. In honor of those who died on September 11, of those who risked their lives to search for survivors, of those who ran into the burning buildings instead of away from them. For the men and women who went to an airport... :: more ::

This Is Why We Don't Care Who "The World" Wants for US President

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
09.10.08 | 3:36PM
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Coming in right on cue in a desperate attempt to boost the flagging Obama-Biden campaign, the mainstream media has gleefully broadcast the news that all the world wants Obama to be president. Guess what? We don't care, and here's why.... :: more ::

What is a community organizer anyway?

by Steve Bowers, Senior Editor
09.07.08 | 3:28AM
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Since the Democrats don't want to touch this one with a ten-foot pole, I'll give it a try. :: more ::

Why Does Trig Need A Mommy, and Other Questions for the Media

by Kerry Jacoby, Contributing Writer
09.06.08 | 3:24PM
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Recently, the Democratic chattering class and the media have developed a fondness for mommies and babies that they have never before displayed (it must have been all those cute pictures of the Palin family with their Down Syndrome child.) Suddenly, liberals everywhere--especially feminists--are incredibly concerned that if Mrs. Palin becomes the Vice-President of the United States, poor baby Trig might... :: more ::